Howdy neighbor!

Thanks for stopping in to say hello! You have come here, either by random interweb browsing via Google/Facebook/various midget-clown porn videos or at my humble suggestion (threatening to blackmail you with photos concerning your last "donkey" trip to Mexico). Either way, you ended up here so why not sit back, relax and breathe deeply into this strange smelling wet rag that will help put you at ease whilst I try to liven up your dreary day.

The main focus of this blog will be to use psychotropic drugs, extortion and my lack of interest in a real job my wit, charm and ruggedly handsome looks to provide an entertaining and meaningful fun page that will not only serve to make me independently wealthy, but will give YOU the viewer the opportunity to the type of excitement you could only get from running backwards through the red light district in Amsterdam pants-less, blindfolded and oiled up.

The rush of excitement will be something akin to how delighted this horse is at not being torn to shreds while being forced to carry this lion by the pissed off, taser-wielding carny not pictured behind him. 

I hope you are looking forward to paying my bills the madness that will surely follow as much as I am.